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Monday, December 5, 2011

How to make the most pointless lunch ever

My boyfriend often tells me that I don't eat enough. Well, here I am to prove him wrong. Sort of.

How to make the most pointless lunch ever
Servings: 1
1 box of shells and cheese
1 bottle of Sriracha hot sauce
1 jar of pickled jalapeno peppers
1 bottle of Asian toasted sesame dressing

Step 1: Make a box of Shells and Cheese
Step 2: Pour the whole box onto your plate.
Step 3: Mix in some Sriracha hot sauce
Step 4: Mix in some picked jalapeno peppers
Step 5: Mix in some Asian toasted sesame dressing (which, by the way, is amazing.....on salads)
Step 6: Eat the whole plate.

Step 7: Puke it all out because that's way too much food and that sh*t was disgusting!
Step 8: Say to yourself, "What the hell is wrong with me?"
Step 9: Make a bowl of cheerios.

You're welcome. Enjoy!


Anonymous said...

New levels of idiocy...


Kendra said...

hahaha! this is awesome!

Anonymous #2 said...

This was delicious! Thanks for the recipe!

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